No, I don't really know German and no, I'm not really a DJ (as is evident by my musical choice right now - Men At Work's greatest hits? That would fit an EP... Mustard Plug, much better).
So, umm, what the hell is this all about? I need a creative outlet and a way to hook the masses so I can become independently wealthy. So know that as you read this, you are furthering my ambitions to do nothing but sit out by the pool and work on my fabulous tan. But don't let that discourage you, you are getting something in return - a distraction from the ever-marching timeline that is life. Just remember, in reading this, you are using whole minutes that you will never get back. And that might not be a bad thing.
Ich kann Beatbox besser als Sie ...
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